Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Monday, October 12, 2015

A "Marginal" Triangle in Flemish Brabant?

Leuven is widely known to be the main city of the Flemish Brabant province. It has a century-old university campus - perhaps it is the Belgian "Oxford"? - and many wealthy youngsters come from all over Flanders and the world to study there. Yet, an Eastern part of the same province, between Tienen, Diest and Aarschot, is colloqually named "de Marginale Driehoek" or "the Marginal Triangle" in English. A legend says that Napoleon gave the name to the region. According to it, before the Battle of Waterloo, the emperor left a number of soldiers there when they were not "capable" of doing much.

"Marginal Triangle" on a map next to Leuven


Nowadays people still associate the "triangle" with the word "marginaal", which does not translate only literally into "marginal". Rather it is used for tasteless and stupid people, who often severly lack culture, education and a job... Stereotypes depicts them as football and car "pimping" fans, who love loud techno music and showing off clothes of a famous brand (basically the equivalent of "chavs" in England).

As a result, people in Leuven and others regularly make fun of the region, being considered as low class, which is often untrue! According to statistics (source), people in the region are not necessarily less well educated or employed, but some would argue that "marginality" has more to do with culture and lifestyle than income or education...

Flemish tv-show De Ideale Wereld (VIER) has recently made fun of these people through parody videos. In one of them, the comedian Luc Haekens pretended to be a journalist broadcasting the visit of the Chinese President in Tienen. A big limo arrived on the city centre and a black guy wearing a Chinese hat and a wig was playing the Chinese President! Although this all didn't really make sense, people still acted as if it was normal!... It didn't surprise anyone either that the "Chinese President" had a perfect Flemish accent while speaking Dutch! Watch the video.

In another parody, the same comedian publically apologised to all people in Tienen about what he did last time. He used the occasion to make people claim their pride in the city of Tienen... but not in the best way! Haekens basically pushed people to say silly sentences while innocently doing strange things. A woman put her feet in a public fountain, a cyclist got filmed upside down with his bottom facing the camera, etc. Not the best way to bring some dignity back to the so-called "Marginal Triangle"! Watch the video.

Special thanks to Rien for the good idea! ;-)

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Test: How Belgian are you?

Ever wondered how Belgian you were or could be? For the Belgian National Day, I have made this silly test, which is kind of related to this blog (but hush!)... (This test is scientifically a test, no Googling, no hesitating, and note your answers on a paper.)

1. What's the national dish of Belgium?
A. chips
B. French fries
C. Belgian fries

2. What do you eat them with?
A. mayonnaise
B. ketchup
C. mustard

3. How would you qualify your mother tongue?
A. a majority language
B. a minority language
C. a minority language which is also a majority language

4. What is your favourite drink?
A. wine
B. beer
C. anything else

5. How would you qualify yourself?
A. messy
B. tidy
C. messy but full of compromises

6. How do people qualify your humour?
A. absurd and self-mocking
B. cynical and trash
C. witty and elitist

7. What is a neuske/cuberdon? (Don't Google it)
A. a type of waffle
B. a type of sweet
C. a type of nose

8. What are February and March made for?
A. Valentine's day and St Patrick's day
B. pancakes
C. Carnival

9. As a kid, which one were you waiting for?
A. Santa Claus on 25th December
B. Saint Nicholas on 6th December
C. anything else

10. What do you put in every dish (including sandwiches)?
A. rice
B. aubergine
C. fries

11. Which weather are you most used to?
A. sunny
B. snowy
C. rainy

12. When do you feel proud of your country?
A. all the time
B. never
C. when I'm abroad and/or the national sports team is winning something

13. When not to go shopping?
A. between noon and 2pm
B. late afternoon
C. before Christmas

14. If you have a bicycle, you'd better use it in:
A. the North
B. the South
C. the capital city

15. If you like kissing people to greet them, you'd better not go to:
A. the North
B. the South
C. the capital city

16. Do you know your national anthem?
A. yes, by heart
B. not really, but who cares?
C. I know the neighbour's one better


Check your answers in the comment!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Free hugs, anyone?

Belgian YouTube channel Would You React decided to test Belgium by carrying out what they called a "social experiment". The question asked was whether the three Belgian regions (Wallonia, Flanders and Brussels) were different as for showing their affection in public.

They took a hidden camera and a "Free Hugs" sign and counted the number of hugs (or refusals) they received in Liège, Antwerp and Brussels. Here is what happened:





Conclusion: although Brussels and Antwerp have slightly higher scores than Liège, all three got the same kind of percentage of hugs... around 57% of passers-by are ready to give you hugs, so why not try?